Day Eight: You Call Yourself A Poem?

Today’s prompt was to write a poem that uses a repeating phrase and then goes on to contradict itself.

You call yourself a poem?

Look at you.  Your lines are

stubby and you lack

imagery.  The reference

you make to the peach

is too soft, too sweet, its

sides mushy and shapeless.

You call yourself a poem?

Take a good long look at

your form.  It’s as brittle

as a dead tree.  If you ever tried

to hold an idea, your

branches would just sn-ap.

You call yourself a poem?

Where is the beauty? I can

see the cracks, now where is

the light? The words that form

you have been scraped from

underneath a mossy rock.

You call yourself a poem?

Shake yourself down.

Adjust your ideas.  Take

this graveyard of broken

phrases and dig it over.

Mosaic the words until

it gives us something

that feels more like truth.

Day Six: Arachne

This poem is based on the myth of Arachne, a mortal transformed into a spider by Minerva, as punishment for weaving a bit too well.

I dreamed of her again last night.

She stood over me, inspecting

the weave I had created, looking

for flaws among its brazen threads.

It shone out with even more

brilliance in the dream – their

wanton lips the red of wild poppies,

lustful eyes a deep Tyrrhenian

blue. 

It was a triumph; its beauty

and passion matched only by the

elegance of the gods themselves. 

In my dream I watched her

understand a truth:

sometimes a mortal woman can

make the gods cry.

Enraged, she pulled at its threads,

unmade it before my eyes.

She tore me down, transformed me,

told me which was my place.

Now I sit here and spin a new thread.

My children and I are dream weavers –

we create the sky from pieces of glass,

we make sunsets from orange petals.

We are the artists.

We are the spinners.

They call me a monster

but all I ever did was

to try to outshine the sun

Day Five: Full Stop

Today’s prompt was to write a poem in which you hate something small…

You’re always there at the end

of things – you’re the executioner

of the literary world, overseeing

the demise of the sentence –

cutting the paragraph off in its

prime.  You’re small, but full

of a sense of your own power.

All the other punctuation marks

have to. Bend to your tyranny as

you herd words into smaller. And

smaller.  Spaces.  You solemnly

mutilate phrases. Chop down

clauses.  Just. Because.  You. Can.

Somebody needs to do something

about you.  Somebody needs to

end your oppression. 

Somebody needs to bring it to a

stop

Day Four: A Sunny Day At The Hospital

Today’s prompt was a rhyming poem which references the weather.

Bare arms, plastic bottles

Sunglasses, bleached hair

Backpacks and sandwiches

The hottest morning of the year

Strip lights and monitors

A window out to concrete grey;

Test results and cannulas

Too nice outside to die today.

NaPoWriMo Day Three: The Kitchen

Today’s prompt was to write a poem in which the subject of the poem has an unusual reaction to their job, inspired by Treasure Hunt by Prabodh Parikh.

The heat of the kitchen is enough

to put some off; those that remain are

tossed straight into the maelstrom.

This job is not for the faint of heart.

Today’s menu is a typical mix of

piquant nouns and zesty verbs in

surprising combinations. 

Check out our starter of the day

– a delicious little tanka filled with

the creamy song of a nesting thrush.

Or try our conceptual soup: a unique

blend of ideas and spices, designed

for the discerning poetic palette.

Come here.  This will be your station.

You’ll finely chop dreams and mix

them with a sense of longing, before

steeping them in the strongest

poetic juice locally available.  A tiny

pinch of self doubt. Season generously.

Today’s main course is, of course,

our show-stopping sestina – 39 lines

of pure lyrical elegance with our

own lemony twist.  People come

from all over the world for its

unexpected word combinations.

It isn’t an easy job, working in our

poetry kitchen – but it’s one that will

reward you with a life of flavour.

Day Three: Grease

A bit off prompt. The prompt was to write about a memory that glimpses who you would become.

I never liked Grease – the pink ladies

had the faces of the girls who bullied

me and anyway, why couldn’t Sandy be herself? 

There were the cool girls

and there were the rest, and I didn’t

want to be pink.  Bubblegum never

suited me. My hair never stay permed

and Danny was a liar. 

The early nineties were no time to

be different.  If you couldn’t be a

flamingo you had to be a duck.

I spent a lot of time learning to

stand on one leg before i realised

that waddling can be more fun.

NaPoWriMo2026: Day One – Three Tankas About Friendship

Today’s prompt was to write a tanka, which is a Japanese short poem, usually with five lines following a syllable pattern of 5/7/5/7/7.

  1. Donna

A Salford street; red

bricks and grey tarmac. Always

between my house and

yours.  Pink T-shirts, white leggings.

The colours of the nineties.

2. Rick

Sitting on the steps

drinking post-rave milkshakes, we

talk of life, love and

everything else. Two hippy

kids waiting for the sunrise.

3. Bebbo

Saw you on the bus

a few years later; you looked

thin and carried a

heavy sarcasm.  I wish

I could have helped you, my friend.

NAPoWriMo 2026 Day Zero

Today’s early bird prompt was to use Katie Naughton’s Debt Ritual: Oysters as inspiration to write a poem which references another poet and contains a declarative statement. The poem should be set in a people filled place. My poem is set in the supermarket and references Sylvia Plath.

There are no oysters here,

just rows of vegetables polished

like a child’s teeth.  Boxes filled

with shiny bell peppers, their slow

decay disguised enough to make

them palatable.  We’re performers

on the stage of late capitalism. 

What do you think, Sylvia? How

do you like our world? You can

buy two different types of peach

for less than two pounds.  And

somewhere, a bomb is being

dropped on a family.  Petrol is

going up and meanwhile a child is

screaming for his mother. 

There are six types of orange here

but no oysters and still, the world

continues to drop bombs. 

Perhaps it isn’t about the oysters.

Maybe all I really want is to

taste the sea.